Adelaide
Here are a collection of past sayings. If you have any ideas for new ones feel free to contact us and we'll print your name alongside the daily saying you come up with!
29-30/4/2015 - Because the only thing
more crazy than opening a garage door in
the rain would be a rat with a hat riding
on the back of a cat. Because that would
be mad...
.....wouldn't it?
28/4/2015 - Because the only thing
more crazy than opening a garage door in
the rain would be wearing a toilet seat for
an apron. Because that would be mad...
.....wouldn't it?
27/4/2015 - Because the only thing
worse than opening a garage door in
the rain would be poking yourself in
the eye with your own finger.
Because that would be awful...
.....wouldn't it?
26/4/2015 - Because the only thing
worse than opening a garage door in
the rain would be locking your keys
in the car like I did last Friday.
Because that would be awful...
.....wouldn't it?
25/4/2015 - Because the only thing
worse than opening a garage door in
the rain would be having a s#!% load
of dim sims, without a bucket of sauce
to dip them in. Because that would be
awful...
.....wouldn't it?
24/4/2015 - Because the only thing
worse than opening a garage door in
the rain would be having a fly in your
meat pie..
Because that would be awful...
.....wouldn't it?
23/4/2015 - Because the only thing
worse than opening a garage door in
the rain would be a slap on the
backside with a rusty shovel..
Because that would be awful...
.....wouldn't it?
22/4/2015 - Because the only thing
worse than opening a garage door in
the rain would be completely missing
a chair when you sit down...
Because that would be awful...
.....wouldn't it?
21/4/2015 - Because the only thing
worse than opening a garage door in
the rain would be a swift kick up the
backside...Because that would be
awful...
.....wouldn't it?
20/4/15 *Because the only thing worse
than opening a garage door in the
rain would be sitting on a thumb
tack...Because that would be
awful...
.....wouldn't it?
19/04/15 *Because the only thing worse
than opening a garage door in the
rain would be a slap in the belly with
a wet fish...Because that would be
awful...
.....wouldn't it?
18/04/15 *Because the only thing worse
than opening a garage door in the
rain would be a poke in the eye with
a burnt stick...Because that would be
awful...
.....wouldn't it?
17/04/15 *Because the only thing more annoying
than opening a garage door in the
rain is when you get that itch, right
in the middle of your back where
you can't reach...Because that's really
annoying...
.....isn't it?
16/04/15 - *Because the only thing more annoying
than opening a garage door in the
rain is when a fly flies into your
open mouth...Because that's really
annoying...
.....isn't it?
15/04/15 - *Because the only thing more annoying
than opening a garage door in the
rain is not having a garage in the
first place...Because that's really
annoying...
.....isn't it?
14/04/15 - *Because the only thing more awesome
than having an automated door would
be being able to eat limitless
doughnuts without gaining weight.
Because that would be awesome....
.....wouldn't it?
13/04/15 - *Because the only thing more awesome
than having an automated door is when
the person in front of you at the drive-
through pays for your's too. Because
that's awesome....
.....isn't it?
12/04/15 - *Because the only thing more annoying
than opening a garage in the rain is when
you forget to take out the recycling or green
wheelie bin and you have to wait for 2 weeks
for the truck to come again.
....because that's really annoying
.....isn't it?
11/04/15 - *Because the only thing more annoying
than opening a garage in the rain is when
you're in the little room and you realise
that there's only 2 pieces of toilet paper
left (and they're usually stuck together)
....because that's really annoying
.....isn't it?