Here are a collection of past sayings. If you have any ideas for new ones feel free to contact us and we'll print your name alongside the daily saying you come up with!

29-30/4/2015 - Because the only thing

more crazy than opening a garage door in

the rain would be a rat with a hat riding

on the back of a cat. Because that would

be mad...

.....wouldn't it?

28/4/2015 - Because the only thing

more crazy than opening a garage door in

the rain would be wearing a toilet seat for

an apron. Because that would be mad...

.....wouldn't it?

27/4/2015 - Because the only thing

worse than opening a garage door in

the rain would be poking yourself in

the eye with your own finger.

Because that would be awful...

.....wouldn't it?

26/4/2015 - Because the only thing

worse than opening a garage door in

the rain would be locking your keys

in the car like I did last Friday.

Because that would be awful...

.....wouldn't it?

25/4/2015 - Because the only thing

worse than opening a garage door in

the rain would be having a s#!% load

of dim sims, without a bucket of sauce

to dip them in. Because that would be

awful...

.....wouldn't it?

24/4/2015 - Because the only thing

worse than opening a garage door in

the rain would be having a fly in your

meat pie..

Because that would be awful...

.....wouldn't it?

23/4/2015 - Because the only thing

worse than opening a garage door in

the rain would be a slap on the

backside with a rusty shovel..

Because that would be awful...

.....wouldn't it?

22/4/2015 - Because the only thing

worse than opening a garage door in

the rain would be completely missing

a chair when you sit down...

Because that would be awful...

.....wouldn't it?

21/4/2015 - Because the only thing

worse than opening a garage door in

the rain would be a swift kick up the

backside...Because that would be

awful...

.....wouldn't it?

20/4/15 *Because the only thing worse

than opening a garage door in the

rain would be sitting on a thumb

tack...Because that would be

awful...

.....wouldn't it?

19/04/15 *Because the only thing worse

than opening a garage door in the

rain would be a slap in the belly with

a wet fish...Because that would be

awful...

.....wouldn't it?

18/04/15 *Because the only thing worse

than opening a garage door in the

rain would be a poke in the eye with

a burnt stick...Because that would be

awful...

.....wouldn't it?

17/04/15 *Because the only thing more annoying

than opening a garage door in the

rain is when you get that itch, right

in the middle of your back where

you can't reach...Because that's really

annoying...

.....isn't it?

16/04/15 - *Because the only thing more annoying

than opening a garage door in the

rain is when a fly flies into your

open mouth...Because that's really

annoying...

.....isn't it?

15/04/15 - *Because the only thing more annoying

than opening a garage door in the

rain is not having a garage in the

first place...Because that's really

annoying...

.....isn't it?

14/04/15 - *Because the only thing more awesome

than having an automated door would

be being able to eat limitless

doughnuts without gaining weight.

Because that would be awesome....

.....wouldn't it?

13/04/15 - *Because the only thing more awesome

than having an automated door is when

the person in front of you at the drive-

through pays for your's too. Because

that's awesome....

.....isn't it?

12/04/15 - *Because the only thing more annoying

than opening a garage in the rain is when

you forget to take out the recycling or green

wheelie bin and you have to wait for 2 weeks

for the truck to come again.

....because that's really annoying

.....isn't it?

11/04/15 - *Because the only thing more annoying

than opening a garage in the rain is when

you're in the little room and you realise

that there's only 2 pieces of toilet paper

left (and they're usually stuck together)

....because that's really annoying

.....isn't it?